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So you want to date my daughter? 

For us fathers who are lucky enough to have daughters, God gave us 15, 16 and if we are real lucky, 17 years to prepare for the worst part of our lives, dating!  It seems so easy, show the boys who come to pick up our daughters a copy of our prison record (dummied up of course) and a clean shotgun.  Unfortunately, our daugthers, and even our wives will often object to such overtures as being a tad bit heavy handed.  While we beg to differ, as they say, "When the queen is happy, so is the kingdom."  That does not mean that we as fathers are powerless.  While our daughters can object to veiled threats of disembowelment and castration, we still feel there is a need to obtain an "understanding" with the boys who come to date our daughters.  The course which is found within this website provides some basic groundrules to establish such an "understanding."  It's simple, take our course, pass our test, you get to date our daughters.  Then, and only then, can you date our daughters. By the way, don't even think about getting your "mojo" with our daughters! Dr. Evil has nothing on us!